What were all of the experts thinking? All of the testing and warnings and advisories. It was really creating quite a panic. So now, problem solved. No need to worry about swine flu any longer. With the stroke of a pen, swine flu has been totally eradicated. Poof! Gone! Arive Derche! Hasta la vista baby! Sayonara! Ciao! And, who solved the problem? That's right.
And this innovative solution is quite cost effective too. One sheet of paper, one pen and no more swine flu. Now I can feel real good about running out and pigging down several slabs of baby backs. Yum!
